If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
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