Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
The struggles of a small town man whore
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Randomize
