My hair reeks of homosexuality.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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