The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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