so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
