Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Randomize