im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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