i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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