He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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