I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Randomize
