doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Randomize
