I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Randomize
