it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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