you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Randomize