Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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