Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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