love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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