why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
My dad just said "fuck circus"
i now understand why vodka
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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