I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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