we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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