oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
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