I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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