this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
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I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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