Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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