Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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