Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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