I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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