why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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