Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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