whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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