You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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