OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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