I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
then he tried to convert me to islam
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
