she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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