Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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