we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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