But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
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