I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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