I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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