I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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