Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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