can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
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