He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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