Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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