How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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