Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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