But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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