I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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