They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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