Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
she smelled like a LAN party
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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