All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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