So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
