I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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